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Former MP Craig Kelly has taken a break from using his phone to text the entire nation, in order to use it to share porn on Twitter.
The anti-vaxxer shocked users of the site, by finally showing his support for a woman getting inserted.
“I wouldn’t have thought a guy like him would support sex work,” said a fellow conspiracy theorist, “I mean masturbating was invented by beta males to make us all weak enough to take the a shot. To clarify I mean a different type of shot than the woman in the video took.”
Some have claimed that Kelly may not have intended to retweet the 24 minute video and instead just miss-clicked on his phone, something that could have easily been avoided if he was using a 5G microchip that Bill Gates put inside his body.
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