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General News
Workplace fixes decades of toxic culture, harassment, widespread burnout, low wages, bloated executive pay, HR cover ups, return to office mandates, low morale, lack of upward mobility, sexist dress codes and illegal leave policies with ‘R U OK’ cupcake
“Look there is even a little smile under the O”
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Government considering senior citizen social media ban after Trump’s debate performance
“We were so focused on protecting children from the internet, we forgot to protect the internet from the elderly”.
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Australian mentally prepares for inevitable point where Dutton also starts saying that immigrants are coming to eat our pets
“The debate has filled me with dread, not for America, just knowing that we will hear it in Australian politics in 6-12 months.”
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Gambling reform: Labor to ban cheap parma Tuesdays at local pokies
“Parma is a gateway meal”
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NSW Liberal Party demands changes to census after discovering that they would have to actually fill out the paperwork to be counted
“We are constantly overlooked just because we don’t bother filling in forms.”
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Warmer weather has local woman excited to go outside and get fucked by allergies
“My eyes are watering with excitement, and getting really itchy.”
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CFMEU march has convenience stores scrambling on backorders of Oak Milk
“I’ve never run out of Oakies before. These guys must mean business.”
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CFMEU rebrands to ‘Property Investors Union’ in order to get the government to back off
“One of the groups they would never touch.”
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Fuck it feels good to ignore work emails
Less time checking my inbox, more time checking social media
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Politics nerd working from home ‘definitely not’ just watching the DNC
“I haven’t responded to those emails yet because I am just super busy at the moment”