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Ecuadorian Embassy in Canberra tightens security upon news of Assange’s return
“Please, not another 7 years!”
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Julian Assange cuts deal with US after seeing what Australia does to whistleblowers
“I’ve gone up against the CIA, The NSA and MI5,” said Assange, “but going up against the Australian government in the Australian Supreme court? Absolutely not, who knows what they would do to me?”
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‘Balanced’ journalist pushes politician’s lie to prove they don’t have a ‘pro-fact’ bias
“Why would anyone ever think that a politician would be anything other than completely honest and upfront?”
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Man who calls women “females” hopes to one day be allowed within 500 metres of one
Even from that distance, women report that they can still smell his Lynx deodorant
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Andy Lee pulls gun at bank demanding everyone buy Hubbl right fucking now!
They have threatened to torture bank goers by having Hamish sing ‘Everyday I’m Hubbling’ if demands aren’t met soon.
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Costello counters perception Nine has a problem with women by assaulting a man instead
Costello was denied pushing the journalist, and has threatened to lunge at anybody who says otherwise in close proximity to an advertising placard.
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Peter Costello denies resigning, claims his role as Channel 9 Chairman simply tripped over a placard
Breaking: Fuckwit down!
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News Corp boss denies outlets have ever bullied people; threatens to release daily hit pieces on anyone who says otherwise
“We would never bully anyone, just ask Grace Tame, Antoinette Lettouf, Yassmin Abdel-Magied and many more!”
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Disabled man applies to be Bill Shorten’s speech writer in hopes to finally get funding from Services Australia
“Screw the endless hoops of the NDIS and Centrelink, I’m going to get paid more than a senator!”
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Laura Tingle saved from being Lattoufed after revelation that she’s white
Crisis averted, she will not be fired for saying the truth.