General News
A swarm of local flies are getting prepared for a big night out, as they plan to crash the closest outdoor New Years party.
“We are buzzing with excitement,” said Freddy the Fly, “tonight will be our night. Not only is there tasty food, but the humans are going to be too drunk to swat us away. We’ll be partying all night baby!”
“Plus with this heat, there will be some nice sweaty people to hang out and dance the night away with.”
The flies have told us that they have set up their own tradition for midnight, where they will try to get a kiss by flying into the mouths of humans kissing at midnight.
