General News
Local cousin Mark Smith has had to hang his head in shame after he failed to win even a single Christmas cracker pull.
Following the embarrassing moment of the initial defeats, Mark was given a pity paper crown which he put on his head even though he knew deep down that he didn’t really earn it.
Mark’s failures were later outshone when another cousin Katy messed up while reading out the joke inside her cracker.
Mark is now planning to lay low until one family member gets a bit too drunk and starts telling everyone how they really feel.
