Local man knows deep down that Healthy Harold would be disappointed in him

Local man Jeremy Smith has been trying to repress the shameful thoughts he knows are true; that Healthy Harold would be disappointed in him.

This comes as Smith was laying on the couch drinking a beer, while demolishing a bag of chips and binge-watching tv; all of which are things that the giraffe never suggested as a kid.

“The idea of that smiling giraffe being sad hurts to think about,” he said, “I mean I assume my grandparents are disappointed but that isn’t as important.”

“I don’t want to think about what he would say if he found out what I was getting up to in the nightclub bathroom a few years ago.”

A local therapist told The Chaser that ‘Harold Anxiety’ has risen a lot of young Australians, with many people’s deep insecurities being amplified by the fear of being judged by the puppet.

If you are experiencing Harold Anxiety, please speak to a trained professional and avoid people trying to lure you into unmarked vans using puppets.