Entertainment

“After 25 successful years where idiots are filmed with their consent, we thought it would be great if the contestants were only vaguely aware they were being filmed”

“I am just so grateful to be able represent what Australian media is all about.”

“Maybe it should be the Barbie dream shared rental, with no mould?”

We’re worried that this event will lead to another meltdown in the ticketing infrastructure in Australia

“I had to sit through a movie I didn’t like – I don’t know that anything worse has happened to anyone, ever.”

“It’s simple supply and demand really”

‘People said to modernise the all white cast, so we did’

“We’re sorry it took so long, but now they can fuck like they’ve always wanted to”

McGowan is set to become the program’s most recognisable panellist not in a cow costume.

The news has devastated problematic uncles around the country