Entertainment
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Entertainment
PlayStation announces controllers will now be single use only
“The moment you put it down, your license to use it will be revoked.”
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Animal penis salesman files for bankruptcy following axing of I’m a Celebrity
“Now what am I supposed to do with 1000kg of crocodile testicles?”
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Kyle and Jackie O axed: Melbourne audience remains identical
The now empty time slot is the most entertaining that it has been for years.
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ACMA bravely stands up to Kyle and Jackie O show weeks after show was already taken off air
After 27 years of doing fuck all, the media regulator has suddenly found a spine.
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Modern Disney+ reboot sees Bear struggling to afford Big Blue House
“As the show goes on he might be forced to become Bear in the Small Blue Apartment.”
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Jackie O realises Kyle’s an arsehole 20 years after everyone else
“Oh that’s why Melbourne hated us.”
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Chris Minns announces state funeral for Kyle and Jackie O Show
“We will all mourn the tragic loss of the show that was Sydney, so much so that Melburnians refused to listen.”
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Karl Stefanovic interviews ghost of Jeffrey Epstein
“At the end of the day, we’re all just people” said Karl
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“Suck it lefties” says guy pretending to like Kid Rock’s terrible lip syncing instead of watching a peak performance
“The left are too easily offended” said the guy boycotting the Super Bowl over the Spanish language existing.
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Melania scores best actress nomination for pretending she can stand her husband in documentary
“It’s hard for an actress to portray something they’ve never experienced” said the documentary’s viewer.