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“We must stop the spread of the half-time show”

“I can’t look at the year, the idea of a date being ’25’ makes me want to throw up.”

“I must protect my reputation”

“It’s a big ask, but we hope to pull it off”

The reading writing hotline jingle also missed out on recognition.

“Freedom at last”

A middle aged Englishman crawling on his hands and knees in the desert has seen a glistening image of the Gallagher brothers on the horizon. Coupled with the news of an Oasis reunion through a crackling handheld radio, the shimmering Gallaghers have given Dave Smith (43) newfound hope to survive. Shaking as he pressed the…

“The one celeb at the Logies that you’d expect to stay sober”

“Sure he will probably get some band names confused with each other, but no one can tell the bands on Triple J apart anyway.”

“We don’t need no Rock & Roll”