Entertainment

“Now what am I supposed to do with 1000kg of crocodile testicles?”

The now empty time slot is the most entertaining that it has been for years.

After 27 years of doing fuck all, the media regulator has suddenly found a spine.

“As the show goes on he might be forced to become Bear in the Small Blue Apartment.”

“Oh that’s why Melbourne hated us.”

“We will all mourn the tragic loss of the show that was Sydney, so much so that Melburnians refused to listen.”

“At the end of the day, we’re all just people” said Karl

“The left are too easily offended” said the guy boycotting the Super Bowl over the Spanish language existing.

“It’s hard for an actress to portray something they’ve never experienced” said the documentary’s viewer.

We crunched the numbers to find out how many episodes could have been made if the broadcaster had different priorities.