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Queen farewells Prince Philip by returning to Reptilian form and devouring him whole
There were moving scenes at St George’s Chapel today as the royal family gathered to say goodbye to the Queen’s
Pepe Le Pew to run for Liberal Party preselection
IN the wake of his departure from the Looney Tunes stable for perpetuating rape culture, French stereotype Pepe Le Pew
ABC in lockdown after children’s presenter tests positive for Coronavirus
THE ABC’s Sydney headquarters in Ultimo was today forced into lockdown after a popular children’s presenter tested positive for COVID-19,
Family Pet forced to rein in all-day humping now humans are home
FRENCH Bulldog Ignatius III, who had been living a life of hedonistic luxury in his Gold Coast apartment for the
ACT plagued by sudden spike in garden hose theft
AN elderly Tuggeranong couple have been left in shock this week after their plans to wash the car were derailed
‘Relieved’ cricket hater oblivious to fact The Ashes start in two weeks
FOLLOWING Australia’s exit from the Cricket World Cup this morning, house-mates and co-workers of 21-year-old Leonard Boink have agreed to
Jon Snow turns to Australian Parliament for help with leadership spill
FOLLOWING the violent descent into madness of ‘Queen’ Daenerys Targaryen and her subsequent drop in approval ratings, the King in
Disney burns down Notre Dame to make way for improved CGI remake
JUST weeks before the launch of digital adaptations of ‘The Lion King’ and ‘Aladdin’, the Walt Disney Company has again
Mark Latham to undergo DNA test for ‘Dickhead’ gene
FOLLOWING his calls for DNA testing for Indigenous welfare recipients, One Nation’s Mark Latham will today undergo his own DNA
NASA discovers sign reading ‘fuck off, we’re full’ on earth-sized planets
“While we’re excited at the discovery of not just inhabitable planets but also extra-terrestrial life, we’re shocked and appalled at this blatant display of xenophobia"
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