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Queen farewells Prince Philip by returning to Reptilian form and devouring him whole
Entertainment

Pepe Le Pew to run for Liberal Party preselection
General News

ABC in lockdown after children’s presenter tests positive for Coronavirus
National

Family Pet forced to rein in all-day humping now humans are home
General News

ACT plagued by sudden spike in garden hose theft
Sport

‘Relieved’ cricket hater oblivious to fact The Ashes start in two weeks
Entertainment

Jon Snow turns to Australian Parliament for help with leadership spill
General News

Disney burns down Notre Dame to make way for improved CGI remake
National

Mark Latham to undergo DNA test for ‘Dickhead’ gene
News

NASA discovers sign reading ‘fuck off, we’re full’ on earth-sized planets
Entertainment

Government orders plebiscite on Marriage At First Sight
National

Arnott’s continue ‘Aussie Legends’ line with Aerogard-flavoured Shapes