World
-
World
Fact checker rushed to hospital following aneurysm caused by trying to track whatever the fuck Trump is saying
Breaking: What the fuck?
-
World
Israel accuses the Geneva Convention of secretly being a part of Hamas
“Why else would the document not condemn Hamas by name?”
-
World
Republicans slam “ageist attacks” against oldest presidential candidate in US history
“These attacks on his mental capacity are not in the spirit of a Presidential race,” said one senator
-
World
Trump to invent brand new slur before next debate
Trump said it is time to get back to the roots of the Republican Party: bigotry.
-
World
Failing corporation promotes qualified woman to top job
“I fully supporting setting her up to take all the blame if we lose” said outgoing leader Joe
-
World
Cognitively challenged old white man grossly unfit to lead nation (right) drops out of presidential race
Meanwhile, President Biden has today said he emphatically endorses his loyal Vice President Donald Trump to be the candidate to defeat Kamala Harris at this year’s election.
-
World
Secret Service agents evacuate Biden after campaign rally gets hit by light breeze
“Another close call”
-
World
US politicians urge people to not let gun violence spread, “it belongs in the schoolyard”
“We do not want to be known as a country that allows gun violence to spread beyond the schoolyard!”
-
World
NRA defends gun’s innocence in Trump shooting, calls for ban on elections
“We hope that future President Trump takes the necessary steps to keep America safe and bans elections entirely… and schools.”