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“We don’t even know if the next PM will last long enough for anyone to learn their name, so why bother putting in all that effort?”

It comes as self-declared ‘Peace President’ announced a deal to end the war he started in Iran, ‘but for real this time’.

She hopes things don’t escalate to the point where she needs to send a follow up with “as per my last email”.

“From what we’ve heard any vaccine will work at keeping him scared and away from us”

“When I said the Pope is weak on crime, I meant it as a compliment.”

“I love that Chapel Rowen. A lovely chapel that many women pray at, I’m told.”

“How buddy, war crimes are not on.”

There’s a lot of people telling me to end the Iran War, but nobody is giving me any solutions!”

Albanese was able to get in, get out

The search results seem to be coming from areas with lots of politicians and journalists.