“Maybe I should have voted” says 1/3 of Americans

As Americans everywhere watch in disbelief at the 2024 Election results, just under half of them are wondering if maybe there’s something that they could have done.

“It’s just terrible isn’t it? I really wanted to get out there and vote but I had other things on today and all the other days I could have mailed in a ballot” said Jill – a self described ‘Kamala-fan’ from Georgia.

The most powerful nation in the world has congratulated itself on its  ‘historic voter turnout’, with a slightly more than 50% of the population deciding whether it’s leader is a twice impeached convicted felon or a pro-genocide cop.

“It’s not like my vote would have made a difference anyway” – said Tony, a 41 year old man from Arizona. “These things are all decided beforehand and how can we be really sure it’s not rigged anyway? I think Trump was going to get in no matter what so why would I waste my whole Tuesday standing in line only to be told the ballot box is on fire?”

Meanwhile, Former-Current-President-Elect Trump has posted on Truth Social, declaring victory and thanking everyone for participating in “The last US Election ever”.