Historic: America elects their first ever 46th white male president

A historic moment as America has chosen to elect their first ever 46th white male president, as Donald Trump takes home the presidency.

Trump has brought some diversity to the Oval office, as the oldest ever president elect, beating out the previous record held by the guy who is currently president.

“This is a great day for white men,” said a teary eyed Trump, “this shows all the young men out there that they too can be president even if they’ve committed fraud or been described as a ‘close friend’ by Jeffery Epstein.”

The world now sits devastated in the knowledge that Elon Musk is probably fully erect right now.