USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation 

President elect Donald Trump has announced his cabinet for his next term as president, committing to doing the most American thing possible: destabilizing an oil rich nation.

The new Trump cabinet will see fellow nepo-baby creep Elon Musk in charge of ‘government efficiency’ after his success at cutting Twitter staff numbers in exchange for making the website barely functional. With the hope of leaving America as stable as Twitter’s servers.

International diplomacy experts said that it will be as normally we are used to just seeing the CIA destabilize the governments of oil rich countries, so it sends the world into unprecedented territory with the CIA being destabilised themselves.

Reports suggest that while typically in the modern age, the US would just ‘liberate’ an oil rich nation via military force, but since America is predominately white people, the Musk led response will instead focus on psychological warfare in the form of painfully terrible memes.

Musk said the first thing he hopes that Trump does as President will be to sign an executive order that forces his kids to unblock his number on their phones.