American education system delivers yet again

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The American education system has delivered yet again as Trump is predicted to win another election.

Political experts said the biggest mistake of the Democrat campaign was to treat this election like a history test for voters, as passing tests is not really the strong suit for people who went to American schools.

“We need to change things for the better,” said Trump voter Mike, “and that will happen when they follow through on their promise to shut down the department of education.”

“For the low cost of getting rid of abortion rights, we get to have Elon Musk influence the economy. He is such a good choice at making stuff, except for what he has done to twitter… or the cars that explode… or the cars that run over cyclists.”

“I want to make it clear that this was not about taking away the rights of women and minorities, it was about the economy. Just watch, once Trump increases the price of all imported goods on the consumer end, inflation will go down. That’s math or something. I think.”

Another aspect of the American education system that will be able to hold strong under Trump is their time honoured tradition of school shootings.