World hoping that America saves us from four more years of Trump impressions


As Americans head to the polls for the most important election since the last two elections, many around the world have watched on in horror, hoping that America has actually learned their lesson from history.

“There is more at stake this election than people may realise” said international politics expert Jeremy, “who knows the pain that can be caused if they vote Republican and put not just them, but the entire world through four more years of Trump impressions.”

“The bigotry, the decaying of human rights, the whatever other crazed bullshit he has planned; all of that will be made so much worse when being repeated by tv hosts pursing their lips together and doing a grating impression that sounds absolutely nothing like the man.”

Many experts have warned families that while the spread of Trump impressions may start in America, they will surely spread to different regions with all their talk show hosts who are too lazy to write actual jokes, and potentially even to a personal level with your most annoying coworker.

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