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WEDDING CANCELLED: Harry and Meghan split over whether it’s Yanny or Laurel
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced they are calling off their wedding, citing “irreconcilable differences” over whether it’s pronounced Yanny or Laurel.
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Trump: “I consulted world leaders on Iran, but Rick from Texas had a point”
“He may not have been able to point to Iran on a map, but the man sure knew how to point to his heart. Well, the general area.”
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China to build military base 200km off Australian coast: ‘can’t afford the house prices any closer’
“It really is the closest we can afford on our budget,” said the Supreme Commander of the Joint Chinese Military Forces. “We looked at the outer suburbs of Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne, but even if we went interest-only, it’s a bit outside our price range.”
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NZ PM Jacinda Ardern pregnant: Trump claims he’s more pregnant than her
“Actually,” he told reporters, “I was pregnant way before her. I’ve been pregnant for months.”
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PricewaterhouseCoopers mistakenly tells Apple it must pay tax
In an absurd stuff-up, accountants at the firm were preparing two tax returns. One was for a low-wage retail worker, Paul Hutchins, and one was for the global multinational conglomerate.
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Trump: “Not all Nazis are white supremacists”
“Some of them are just nice people with alternative views about the Holocaust.”
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Trump pretends not to know English to avoid talking to son
Taking a lesson from Japanese First Lady Akie Abe, Trump told Don Jr “Pardonei, no hablo Engish”
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Trump imitates Turnbull in return by ripping out his own spine, backflipping across the room
In a series of tweets this morning, Trump posted photos and video of the imitation, in which he appears to be nothing more than a spineless pile of flesh draped in an Armani suit.