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Taking a lesson from Japanese First Lady Akie Abe, Trump told Don Jr “Pardonei, no hablo Engish”

Is that so much to ask?

In a series of tweets this morning, Trump posted photos and video of the imitation, in which he appears to be nothing more than a spineless pile of flesh draped in an Armani suit.

“It’s what he would have wanted.”

After Sean Spicer’s big day of learning about how Hitler used chemical warfare in an attempt to commit genocide of Jewish people, Spicer claims he’s, “not quite as enamoured of Hitler anymore, to be honest, his actions seem a bit over the top.”

A spokesperson for United stressed that the passenger, Dr Dao, “looked very foreign, he always has a very foreign sounding name.”

President Assad has offered Trump a Pepsi, claiming that he understands it’s a great way for opposing sides to sort out their differences.

FOR the second time in a month Donald Trump has been hailed by conservative pundits as ‘Presidential’ after he announced he would be promoting gender equality on International Women’s Day by grabbing his own genitals repeatedly and without consent. On International Women's Day, join me in honoring the critical role of women here in America…

Wikileaks has released a trove of thousands of documents that confirm what cyber-security experts have long suspected: that the CIA have created a parallel network of servers, almost as powerful as Facebook, which allows them to observe your boring, useless existence in real time. Users across the globe reacted with horror to the news that the…