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The conservative outrage machine has slammed the Olympics for showing drag queens, claiming that the ‘far too modern’ Sydney 2000 Olympics were ‘out of touch’ with traditional values.
“It’s frankly ridiculous,” said a local uncle on Facebook, “I didn’t turn on my TV over to watch men dance around in dresses. I want to watch them sweat in skin tight leotards as they perform feats of athleticism.”
“Why do these crybaby snowflakes always have to make everything political? Now I have to spend my free time telling everyone what I think instead of just ignoring the thing that’s bothering me. I’m clearly the victim here.”
The Olympic committee has responded to the backlash by hastily withdrawing the traditional Ancient Greek orgy from the Paris 2024 closing ceremony.
