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Olympics viewer fully equipped to tear apart athlete’s performance after watching sport for ten minutes
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Local Olympics viewer April Beckman has become an amateur sport’s commentator while watching along at home, fully equipped to critic performances in a sport she only started watching 10 minutes ago.
Beckman’s deep understanding of the sport stemmed from learning that everything is not what it seems after her mind was blown by the first athlete she saw compete, before hearing the commentators say that athlete did a bad job.
No, after seeing two more athletes compete, she has now become an expert on the sport based purely on vibes.
“That was amateurish,” she said dismissively despite not knowing this sport existed an hour ago, “at this level you really can’t be making mistakes like that.”
Beckman plans to continue this new found passion for the sport until the next sport she knows nothing about comes on tv.