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Report: Sam Kerr facing racial harassment charges is further proof that female athletes can do anything male athletes do
We hope to one day see a future where female athletes get to be total fuckwits like their male counterparts.
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Concerned parents watching Australia vs Uzbekistan ask if there is a mercy rule in International Football
“8-0 at half time is rough, if I was a parent of the Uzbekistan team I would be shattered”
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Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s team wins Super Bowl
The boyfriend took home the coveted MVK award (Most Valuable Ken)
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Kayo Sport brings local sports fans live coverage of the loading screen
“The feeling when the room erupts when you finally get to see the website just crash completely. That’s what sport is all about.”
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Local Takes Break from Doing Nothing About Animal Cruelty to Carefully Curate Anti-Melbourne Cup Instagram Post
A local surgical resident has taken a break from posting pictures of her wedding in January to momentarily shift her focus to advocate for the rights of racehorses. Madison Thompson’s curated post featured a poignant message condemning one of the ten races that are set to run that day, including a graphic image from a…
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Magpie Swooping season sufficient reason to call off all exercise for next two months
A would-be jogger has hung up his brand new running shoes after witnessing someone being swooped by the local magpie. “They’re just doing what magpies do and I think the best thing to do is stay away from them. Unfortunately there are magpies everywhere so it might not be the best time to get into…
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AFL suspends player for not being on cocaine, declares it an isolated incident
“This is not the kind of culture we want to see from our players”