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“This toxic behaviour is not part of our culture” says AFLM for the 50th time this year
We are told that this incident, and all other incidents, are just one off incidents.
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Embarrassed Paralympics spectator learns that the “para” stands for “parallel”
Kline became further confused about what paratroopers do, as well as parallel graphs (paragraphs) and parallel metres (parameters).
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Paralympics cancelled after NDIS officials declare none of the athletes are eligible
“Just because they meet the criteria and did the paperwork, doesn’t mean they should qualify” said one NDIS official
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Wine drunk aunt at a wedding perfectly replicates Raygun’s Olympic routine
“It just came naturally to me… it’s like the routine and those moves were inside me all along.”
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Aussie men break glass ceiling for gold medals
This shows little boys that they can grow up to win medals too, not just the women.
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Olympics to ban literally every athlete in order to avoid controversy around competitors with ‘genetic advantages’
It’s time to make the games fair.
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Conservatives to boycott Sydney 2000 Olympics over drag performers
“These modern games just don’t respect traditional values…”
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Olympics viewer fully equipped to tear apart athlete’s performance after watching sport for ten minutes
“That was amateurish,” she said dismissively despite not knowing this sport existed an hour ago
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Aussie athletes travel down Seine in AUKUS sub after rejecting French vessel
This shock last minute change infuriated the French organisers as well as Aussie viewers who could no longer see the athletes as they were now under water.