Sam Kerr found not guilty of abusing stupid white bastard

Matildas captain Sam Kerr has left court relieved after proving that the forward once again didn’t miss.

This after the court ruled that she didn’t racially harass the stupid white bastard who accused her of racism for calling him ‘stupid’ and ‘white’, despite both being reasonable assessments of the cop.

The court case revealed many things like Kerr never called the cop a ‘bastard’ despite media reports, she did pay for the damages to the taxi, she had reason to believe she and her partner were being kidnapped, that the cops were being bastards ignoring the complaints of women, and of course that Kerr remains a legend.

The ruling has caused outrage amongst the stupid white bastard community, who normally deny that racism even exists.

Leaders from the community, as designated by their Holden Commodore profile pic, have now claimed that this is the worst thing a professional athlete has ever done, despite all the things that male athletes have done.