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Coalition give Barnaby an iPad to play on for the rest of the election
“Here you go bud, now sit quietly until we’re done ok?” said Dutton
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Dutton cancels viagra prescription after watching Trump, Netanyahu press conference
Dutton really challenging his ‘not a monster’ status.
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“I will cut wasteful spending,” says bloke who wants to shout businesses for long lunches
We must only fund the essentials, like caviar for bosses.
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Dutton’s new efficiency department sacks “inefficient” Opposition Leader
“The focus on unnecessary culture wars really slows things down.”
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Albo warns Elon Musk not to intervene in Australian elections, “that’s Rupert’s job!”
“There is only room for one right-wing billionaire controlling everything here.”
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Conservative ‘outrage’ after Welcome To Country ceremonies cost roughly 0.00049% of an AUKUS sub per year
It’s ‘totally’ about the cost…
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Peter Dutton asks Santa for a stocking full of Uranium for Christmas
“Dear Santa, My wife describes me as ‘not a Grinch’ so I hope this works.”
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Albo vows to lock up Mary and Joseph if they try coming to Australia
“Who knows what sort of mayhem these ‘refugees’ would cause if they came here and had a child?
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Plibersek brags that Labor hasn’t approved any fossil fuel projects for a few hours
“A monumental first for an Australian government”