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Dutton’s new efficiency department sacks “inefficient” Opposition Leader
“The focus on unnecessary culture wars really slows things down.”
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Albo warns Elon Musk not to intervene in Australian elections, “that’s Rupert’s job!”
“There is only room for one right-wing billionaire controlling everything here.”
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Conservative ‘outrage’ after Welcome To Country ceremonies cost roughly 0.00049% of an AUKUS sub per year
It’s ‘totally’ about the cost…
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Peter Dutton asks Santa for a stocking full of Uranium for Christmas
“Dear Santa, My wife describes me as ‘not a Grinch’ so I hope this works.”
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Albo vows to lock up Mary and Joseph if they try coming to Australia
“Who knows what sort of mayhem these ‘refugees’ would cause if they came here and had a child?
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Plibersek brags that Labor hasn’t approved any fossil fuel projects for a few hours
“A monumental first for an Australian government”
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CSIRO accused of ‘pro-reality’ bias following assessment of Dutton’s nuclear ‘plan’
“How can you criticise my plan when the plan doesn’t exist” said Dutton
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Labor rushes social media ban so they can hold space for “Defying Gravity”
“That’s really powerful, that’s what I wanted”
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“Back in my day we were happy without social media” says guy whose ‘day’ had affordable housing and free uni
“Clearly the reason young people feel hopeless is all the Ticky-toks” – PM
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Labor announces social media ban will work using the power of a magic lamp that grants wishes
“With the other two wishes we will get News Corp’s endorsement and people to like Albo”