Politicians ready to condemn one wombat child being taken, yet to mention extreme rate that Aboriginal children are taken

A rare moment of unity in politics, as politicians from all sides paused their campaigning to condemn an American influencer who cruelly took a wombat child from its mother, leaving the nation shocked to see Albanese possess a spine and Dutton possess basic human empathy.

Now that the influencer has finally left the country following the incident, many have been left waiting to see if the leaders of the nation will now condemn the extreme rate that First Nations kids continue to be taken by the state.

“One baby wombat unnecessarily being taken in 2025 is too many,” said the PM who has seemingly yet to notice the reports that in Victoria Aboriginal kids are being taken from their families at a higher rate than in the Stolen Generation, “how can people not care about the trauma they are inflicting?”

Political leaders agreed that what she did is no way to treat living beings, calling instead for everyone to do the ‘more humane’ thing of not filming when you take a living being away and do it where most people wont see you.