Guy who said the Voice referendum ‘just caused division’, calls for referendum to allow ministers to deport citizens

Leader of the nation’s racist uncles, Peter Dutton has taken a break from claiming that calls to listen to First Nations voices is a bid to cause division within the nation, to instead demand a national debate on giving ministers the power to deport dual-citizens.

The man whose party screamed about ‘upholding the rule of law’ now wants to completely bypass the rule of law, so that he can shift his fear-mongering messages from ‘send them to prison’ to ‘send them out of the country’.

“This referendum will be different,” said Dutton, “the last one wanted to give Indigenous leaders the unchecked dangerous power of giving advice on issues impacting their community, whereas this would give ministers the small power to just completely ignore court rulings and deport citizens on a whim.”

“It’s time we bring this nation together once and for all, in a joint fear of dodgy foreigners who are legally citizens of this country. All citizens living in harmony to let us decide which ones of you don’t count.”

When asked about the cost of another referendum, something he claimed he was against with the Voice, Dutton said he is no longer worried about the taxpayer spend because the main donors he’s rubbed shoulders revealed that they don’t even pay tax.

“Although when it comes to the referendum I promised for if ‘no’ won during the Voice campaign about recognising Indigenous people, the promise I backflipped on straight after the ‘no’ result, yeah that one is still too expensive for us to consider.”