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Morrison says no need to act on Covid-19 as Australia only contributes 1% of infections
Our response will only ever be a small overall contribution to the problem, so we’ve decided to just ignore it.
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Government unveils wide-reaching plan to blame everything on coronavirus
“Our inability to take responsibility for anything — that’s the coronavirus’s fault.”
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Alarm level stepped up as a man-version of the coronavirus emerges
“It’s three times as bad”
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Median price of a roll of Sydney toilet paper soars above $1m
Owning a sheet of Sydney toilet paper is now essentially impossible for prospective first-toilet-roll buyers.
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Government says it has stockpiled enough scandals to last entire pandemic
“We’re storing them in Michaelia Cash’s Gold Coast apartment,” said Mr Morrison.
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Nation’s under-10s quietly hoping for massive Coronavirus school shutdown
“I’ve got a difficult maths test on Wednesday, and I’m hoping I’ll catch coronavirus by then.”
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ABC moves to Cayman Islands to attract more government funding
They are expected to make billions
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Stockmarket plunges: Greens to blame
The government has blamed the Greens for the plunge in the stock market.
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Cleaners at St Kevins fired for sweeping everything under carpet
We found three teachers under there