GoFundMe set up to pay medical bills of the coronavirus diagnosed with Peter Dutton

People have flocked to donate to a GoFundMe set up to pay the medical bills of a coronavirus who contracted Peter Dutton last week.

Doctors said it was “touch and go” whether the coronavirus would survive, describing the Peter Dutton as “particularly nasty” and “extremely virulent”. The coronavirus is said to be recovering well.

Medical officials advised any coronavirus who had come into contact with Peter Dutton to wash their envelope proteins immediately.

So far the GoFundMe has raised $423 million, which is coincidentally the exact amount of taxpayer money that Peter Dutton paid to Paladin, a company run out of a beach shack on Kangaroo Island, in a no-tender bid.