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Local woman disappointed she didn’t get the new Prime Minister she wanted for Christmas
“Aw, chocolate again.”
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ScoMo to deliver fireside chat for Christmas message to nation
Kirribilli House will be lit up for Christmas in more ways than one, with Prime Minister Scott Morrison embracing a format steeped in Western yuletide tradition to deliver his Christmas message to Christians and other lesser Australians in 2019. “The PM will conduct a traditional fireside chat with all the typical trimmings one associates with…
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ScoMo moved from emergency exit row seat after refusing to assist in event of disaster
“Why would I do that?”
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Firefighters sent to Canberra to assist with passage of religious discrimination bill
“We need every man we can get”
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Doritos sales skyrocket as Sydneysiders flock to their bags of air
“Wait, what’s this chip doing in here?”
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Morrison on Sydney climate fires: “There’s nothing to see here”
“I can see no evidence for climate change, or anything else for that matter.”
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PM promotes Scott Cam to the head of the new Arts, Roads and Rails department
“We couldn’t think of a better candidate”
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Government announce Arts, Environment, Education to be merged into new Dept of Inner City Lefty Crap
“This will save a lot of duplication when it comes to cutting funding”