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Coalition MP doesn’t see any irony that the best way to spread anti-ABC message is by getting on the ABC
“The ABC has lost its audience, and the best way to get that message out there is to get a good run on the ABC, because it reaches the most people,” he said without any trace of irony.
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MPs flee as Keith Pitt brings lump of uranium into parliament
“Don’t be afraid. Don’t be scared. It’s just a lump of highly radioactive uranium.”
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Morrison starting to wonder if he’s praying to the wrong God
Turns out the Buddha is pissed
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Angus Taylor releases new letter from AFP clearing him of Cayman Islands corruption
“Here at the AFP we can’t find any evidence at all that you’re in anyway dodgy or corrupt,” the letter said. “Good on you. Keep it up. You’re a legend.”
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Barnaby Joyce regrets getting Dutton to do his numbers for him
Mr Joyce said he wanted to re-enter the leadership in order to spend “less time with the family”
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Secret rort report says Morrison deserves an immediate holiday for being such a top bloke, claims Morrison
“I’m a real stickler for the rules so I suppose I’m just going to have to follow the recommendations.”
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Government reverses decision to charge Australians fleeing China if they’re from marginal electorates
“It just seemed unfair”
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Scott Morrison brings lump of coronavirus into parliament
Mr Morrison noted Australia was on track to curb the impact of coronavirus by 2050.