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Experts warn death toll from stampede to the pub could exceed COVID-19
“It’ll be a complete bloodbath”
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Minister who forgot about owning house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
“I must have sleep invested again.”
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Crisis hits News Corp: Murdoch may need to lay off some Coalition MPs
Some MPs have been working for him without pay.
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Pell making a big deal of undoing his cassock in McDonald’s urinal
“Thirty-nine buttons. Quite a lot! A cincture as well. Phew!”
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How will the lockdown affect me? We answer all your questions that we’ve just made up
The Chaser has compiled this informative guide about the new lockdown laws.
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JobKeeper allowance to enable businesses to keep underpaying workers throughout the crisis
Just like they normally do.
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Government stimulus on track to be available in time for the 2120 pandemic
“It’s exactly like the bushfire recovery program, but bigger.”