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Amelia Hamer clarifies that she ‘relates to renters’ because she has two of them
“I understand the struggles of renters. I talk to them regularly, when I raise their rents.”
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Dutton claims Trump comparisons are “fake news”
Albanese also dismisses comparisons to Bob Hawke, despite no-one making them
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Dutton says he would move to Sydney as PM to reduce travel time to his fundraisers with billionaires
“Think of all the money we would save” he said before taking a bite of caviar
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Man who says public servants shouldn’t work from home, announces plan to work from Sydney home
“Only a lazy person wouldn’t show up to work in Canberra”
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Dutton claims investing $1m in Akubra stock yesterday was just a coincidence
“So were the investments in hi-vis vests and RM Williams”
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Dutton reassures nation that he would never accidentally add a journo to a secret group chat because no one has ever added him to one
“What is a group chat” he asked party members who prepared lies about not having a chat
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Labor announces exact same climate promise as last election, “but for realsies this time”
“We swear we will think about not axing the policy this time”
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Dutton apologises for using historically homophobic insult, promises to return to dog whistles moving forward
“I didn’t mean to be homophobic” said the guy who voted against gay marriage
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Guy who said the Voice referendum ‘just caused division’, calls for referendum to allow ministers to deport citizens
‘We must ignore the rule of law’ says the self-declared ‘rule of law’ party
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Politicians ready to condemn one wombat child being taken, yet to mention extreme rate that Aboriginal children are taken
“That is not how you treat a living being”