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One Nation to only talk to outlets that don’t mention if candidates have active warrants
“They need to drop their bias against hiding if candidates skip court dates regarding alleged sexual offences”
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Liberals bring back Abbott in bid to make Angus Taylor look better by comparison
“We finally found someone who can stand near Angus Taylor and make him look somewhat impressive.”
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“Migrants must share our Aussies values” says party whose values Aussies keep voting against
If enacted, the policy would require everyone to align with ‘mainstream values’, triggering the deportation of the Liberal Party.
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Budget speech breakdown by the numbers
Breaking down the budget speech through the amount of times certain jargon appeared.
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Budget 2026: Labor announces 100% increase in backbenchers saying ‘hear hear’
“Hear, hear” said Labor.
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Gina gifts Barnaby a $1.5m Hentai collection
“This will help keep him occupied and in the office,” said Pauline
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Pauline says she represents ‘everyday Aussies’ who are career politicians getting gifted a fucking plane from a billionaire
“Thanks Gina for helping me pull myself up by my bootstraps instead of always needing to borrow your jet.”
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PM urges voters to be ‘realistic’ with demands, “increasing tax on our party donors isn’t feasible”
“It’s always a sad day when I have to remind people of gas lobby talking points”
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Albanese tells child to hand over wheelchair so it can be melted down for weapons parts
“Wheelchairs were never intended to be a permanent need.”