Peter Dutton to spend more time with his family trusts

Outgoing MP Peter Dutton has said he is excited to finally get a chance to spend more time with his family trusts.

The multimillionaire hasn’t had a chance to see his trusts in a long time, according to his conflict of interest declarations.

Dutton said he had a great run this election, winning almost as many votes as the amount of petrol stations he visited during the campaign.

In related news, Peter Dutton’s family have asked if they can seek asylum in Nauru to avoid the torture of having him home.