Dutton loses position in house. Only has 26 left.

Man getting laughed at by an entire country, Peter Dutton has lost his position in the house. Luckily for him, he has 26 more to choose from.

“I don’t know where to go from here,” said Dutton after finding out his best friend Gina wont let him use the private jet anymore.

“I sold off so many houses to brag about having less than Albanese, but now I lost another one too. Life is so unfair.”

Dutton tried calling Rupert Murdoch for support, but found that his number had gone from speed dial to blocked.