National
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National
“Why would we count queer people on the census?” asks rich, university educated, cis, straight, white, non-disabled man
“The census is about including all of us, not singling any groups out”
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Australian Government exercises ‘right to disconnect’ following questions about Gaza
“Now if you get any questions about the ongoing geno… I mean conflict, you can say ‘it’s after 5pm’.”
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Linda Reynolds sues Linda Reynolds for defamation
“Linda Reynolds has done real harm to the reputation of Linda Reynolds”
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Bill Shorten tells NDIS recipients to just hold in their period blood
“Menstrual products are just a lifestyle item, not a need” claimed the cis-man
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Dutton reaches ‘stoking racist bullshit’ level of headline deprivation again
Wow it must have been two weeks since a front page already.
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Labor denies failing to act on gambling companies, “we are hurting their profits with the amount of gifts we accept”
“Anyway, I barely see any ads siting in the TabCorp premium box.” said Michelle Rowland
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Politicians furious after learning that sex workers are visiting a few disabled people instead of the prayer room
“They should save some money by doing what the rest of us do for sexual help: get a junior staffer to lend a hand.”
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Senior Labor officials confirm that Fatima Payman is the Zodiac Killer
“Some may say this sounds ‘too ridiculous to be true’ but I ask who do you blindly trust as a source more: the government’s dirt unit or Zodiac Killer?” said a political editor at a major news outlet
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Albo outflanks Dutton by bullying Muslim woman
Beating the opposition leader at the thing Dutton excels at the most.
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Labor upholds tradition by sabotaging themselves months before an ‘unloseable’ election
“It’s what we do best.”