NACC finally finds someone doing wrong thing by investigating themselves


A historic moment for the National Anti-Corruption Commission as they have finally managed to find someone doing the wrong thing. This major success came after looking into their boss, the anti-corruption commissioner.

The investigation found that the commissioner acted with a conflict of interest when he meddled with every single step of the decision to not investigate his friends involved in Robodebt. A level of corruption that the anti-corruption commission says is not enough for him to resign, but just enough for them to now officially be a government department.

“People say to catch a corrupt official, you need to think like a corrupt official,” said the commissioner, “and that’s what I did. I let myself have a cheeky bit of corruption as a treat.”

“Now unlike every other case that has been handed to us so far, we now have learned that if we actually bother investigating the cases, we can find evidence of wrong doing. This change in how we approach corruption will be huge for the department.”

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