Albo reads room, then buys it


Prime Minister and everyman Anthony Albanese has listened to his pr team who begged him to start ‘reading the room’ by not only reading it, but also buying it.

This comes as the PM purchased a $4.3m beachside house during both a cost of living crisis and a housing crisis. The estate is said to make for a perfect retirement home, which Albanese seems to be setting himself up to use for that purpose very soon.

“I understand that some people are doing it tough,” said Albo on the way to kick out another tenant, “I mean one of my help said they can’t even afford another holiday home. So I understand people doing it tough.”

“This is quite an emotional moment for me. See I don’t know if I have ever told you this, but growing up… my mum never was able to add a 4.3 million dollar mansion to an existing property portfolio. So I know what it is like to struggle.”

Meanwhile in Liberal Party HQ, staffers have been spotted pinning Peter Dutton to the ground, begging him to not flip any more mansions until after the election.

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