Taxpayer funded tampons finally arrive in Australia

Excitement around Australia as taxpayer funded tampons have finally arrived in Australia with King Charles making his first visit since his coronation.

The King, who has always dreamt of being crowned as a tampon, finally is living out his dream down under.

“I’ve waited so long for this moment,” said 32 year old Georgia while trying to hold it together during her cramps, “it just makes common sense to bring tampons to everyone.”

“I mean sure this trip is costing way more than experts said it would cost to roll out sanitary products, but it’s still worth the cost.”