Qantas caught giving PM special bonuses like flights leaving on time and luggage arriving at destination

Prime Minister Albanese has come under fire for requesting special treatment from Qantas, demanding bonuses that were previously thought to be impossible like free flight upgrades, planes leaving on time and luggage actually arriving at the destination.

The PM denied that these gifts make for a conflict of interest while he kneecaps any potential competition, explaining that no one else who has family passes to the chairman’s lounge has accused him of being compromised.

“Everything I did was above board,” claimed the PM who ran on bringing back integrity, “I declared all the gifts we received. Well except for some of the flight upgrades, but they didn’t come with any added free caviar, so they barely count as gifts.”

Eyebrows have now also been raised about the PM’s ‘non-special treatment’ of Qantas’ offshoot Jetstar after the airline reportedly offered to give him free bags of peanuts on their flights.