Albanese becoming Qantas’ first fatal crash


Prime Minister Anthony Albanese continues to be criticised for his relationship with former Qantas CEO Alan Joyce, with speculation that the PM’s career might end up being the airline’s first fatal crash.

This comes as allegations that the PM called the Qantas CEO for favours including flight upgrades, while the PM was making decisions that happened to be beneficial too Qantas and hurt consumers.

Experts say that the airline’s clean record could be broken unless Albanese manages to stick the landing and avoid the crash, damaging their reputation almost as much as all the corner cutting measures of the last 5 years.

In response to the potential disaster, Liberal Party staffers have been seen duct taping Peter Dutton to a chair so that he doesn’t call in any more favours from Rinehart.

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