General News
-
General News
Creative anachronist would last five seconds in Middle Ages
History enthusiast Brendan “Sir Lysander” Hanrahan, would likely be dead within moments of arriving in the middle ages, say experts.
-
General News
Peter Andre happy to have songs illegally downloaded
“Someone on youtube said the Mysterious Girl filmclip is ‘still da best!!!’. You can’t buy that kind of publicity”
-
General News
Lost mountain-climber already envisioning book deal
“I might even get to meet the guys from 60 minutes!”
-
General News
Attempt to start standing ovation unsuccessful
A concert-goer has tried and failed to single-handedly rouse his fellow audience members to a standing ovation.
-
General News
UN Security Council fails to enforce New Year’s resolution
“This issue has proven more difficult to enforce than we anticipated”
-
General News
7-Eleven clerk lives vicariously through condom purchaser
“Maybe he can give me a few pointers for picking up that blonde who always buys NW and a pack of peppermint Extra.”
-
General News
‘Nutbush City Limits’ revives party
There was a brief moment of panic a few songs later, when Watts accidentally played ‘It’s Raining Men’ instead of ‘Loveshack’.
-
General News
Boyfriend dumped after unfavourable Cleo quiz result
Kurkova was “shocked and heartbroken” when her fiancée scored a mere four out of twenty for compatibility.