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Cross-dresser confounded by androgynous fashion
Married investment banker and secret transvestite Malcolm Penfold has declared himself “completely flummoxed” by recent sartorial trends. “How am I supposed to challenge socially constructed gender norms under these conditions?”
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Man goes on trip of a lifetime to work out where to end it
De Rossi claims he first got the idea of killing himself from a helpful anonymous poster on one of his youtube videos.
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Outsider artist angry at positive review from conservative critic
“I suppose I’ll just have to be even more anarchic and confronting from now on.”
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Report card accurately predicts child’s future
Westwood, who found his old report in a plastic crate while looking for a bottle of bourbon he had hidden from his wife, described the commentary as “eerily prescient”.
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Mentally ill Carpet Court employee taken off pricing duties
“We all assumed he was supposed to be there, since he was in costume,” said director Brad Pearen. “No-one realised Craig was in serious need of professional help.”
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Creative anachronist would last five seconds in Middle Ages
History enthusiast Brendan “Sir Lysander” Hanrahan, would likely be dead within moments of arriving in the middle ages, say experts.
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Peter Andre happy to have songs illegally downloaded
“Someone on youtube said the Mysterious Girl filmclip is ‘still da best!!!’. You can’t buy that kind of publicity”
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Lost mountain-climber already envisioning book deal
“I might even get to meet the guys from 60 minutes!”