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People drinking at home will also be required to pour their beer into plastic glasses after 10pm.

The thread is a cautionary tale for people who might be thinking that being a dickhead isn’t such a bad thing.

It now accounts for 50% of all words used in the English language.

“Great work on that report,” the boss is reported to have emailed back.

“Whoever left this, clean it up. I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!”

The text message to all Australians instructed them to start washing their hands seven weeks ago.

“I know I’ve got the virus, but honestly, I really do feel amazing.”

Mansplaining is now mostly about getting the settings right on Zoom.

The hardest part was getting through all the Adam Sandler movies.

“It’s useful to relax in front of the terrifying news with a glass or seven of wine.”