General News
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General News
Jeff Bezos declares going to Space the most taxing thing he’s ever done
I put in a lot of work while I did nothing
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NSW government spends more energy stopping TikTok comedian than Covid
Priorities sorted
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‘I hate lockdowns’ claims woman who agreed to go on a show which literally locks people down
“I thought I was going on the Amazing Racist”
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Govt successfully slows down Delta outbreak by signing it up to the NBN
‘I wish I was connected to 5G’ says virus
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Melbourne rebrands to ‘Harvey Norman’ in hopes of getting some government assistance
Dictator Dan has changed his name to Ghastly Gerry
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Gladys stresses NSW has entered a ‘critical phase’ of dodging responsibility
Anyone could catch the blame
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New ad campaign hopes to scare citizens into securing country’s vaccine supply
“It’s up to you”
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Govt admits 163 Joeys boys were accidentally given commuter car parks
It has been described as an “honest mistake”
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“Gladys said you can see your romantic partner” says LNP staffer off to buy a desk
Keeping Nick Scali open wasn’t a mistake
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Barnaby Joyce blames ocean-fire on lack of ocean-back-burning
You can’t fight fire with fire