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General News
Media changes definition of ‘crossfire’ to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you
“We are sad that the journalist didn’t dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her”
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Local man still calls it the “Queen’s Birthday”
“I’m so glad we get this day off to celebrate our monarch who I love and think about all the time.”
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“Hold my ket” Musk shows National Party how breakups are really done
“I am one of the only people with more divorce experience than the LNP”
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Guy playing ‘Devil’s Advocate’ stuns woman with his nimble intellect
“It’s important to consider a range of perspectives” he said having never read a book written by a woman.
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Beef Wellington sues Death Cap Mushrooms for defamation
Wellington’s lawyers said they hope the case can be wrapped up quickly, in ham and puff pastry.
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Coalition reunited after Gina pulls off a Parent Trap
Gina said next time she will pull a Freaky Friday
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“U up?”: H Fong slides into Nationals’ DMs after news of breakup
“I hear you’re single now, and I’ve got a trumpet that needs blowing”
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Barnaby helps lead due to experience with messy divorces
“Our party can find a new partner, surely one of the junior staffers is single.”
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Peta Credlin congratulates Ley on becoming second female Liberal leader
“I walked so you could run.”