General News
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Erin Patterson regrets that jurors turned down her offer of delicious mushroom vol-au-vents
“The recipe is to die for.”
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“That’s not very punk” says guy punk is against
“Punk is meant to be respectful, not protesting the establishment.”
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Grandpa tells tale of when sport was a free thing everyone could watch as a community
“Back in my day you didn’t need to pay for 10 different streaming services just to watch games.”
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Defence industry lobbyist reckons we need to go to war
The Former PM turned arms lobbyist has given his completely unbiased stance to multiple news outlets.
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Greenland pauses nuclear programme
“Nuclear energy, nuclear bombs, new clear glasses; anything that sounds ‘nuclear’ must stop.”
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Millennial smugly tells Zoomer that WMD propaganda was way better back when they were a teen
“They just don’t make the fear campaigns like they used to.”
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Local woman quickly checks phone to see if World War III has started
“Sorry one sec, just need to check something.”
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Media changes definition of ‘crossfire’ to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you
“We are sad that the journalist didn’t dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her”
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Local man still calls it the “Queen’s Birthday”
“I’m so glad we get this day off to celebrate our monarch who I love and think about all the time.”