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Reports say he wouldn’t stop flashing it around all night

“You can’t expect me to pay attention to what the hosts are saying without it.”

“I’ve cast my vote, now I want to play with my democracy sausage.”

“I hope they all had fun”

The egregious error happened ‘way too close’ to an early polling station, at just 15km away.

“Forget the gender pay gap, the #MeToo movement and women’s rights – all we needed was a group selfie from outer space.”  

“I’m normally in bed by 8:30, what do you mean it’s not over”

“Finally, someone taking part who has a soul.”

Amazon based the shape of the ship on their famous piss bottles.

There’s always some shit going on with old mate.