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Journalist does everything possible to avoid calling this what it clearly is
“It was an awkward gesture. Maybe he was trying to karate chop a fly?”
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World disappointed that we only got 14 hours of TikTok without Americans
“It was so peaceful.”
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Tech company excited to make product worse with the power of AI
“Why have something do what you want, when it can do something else poorly instead?”
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Guy who ignored Gaza ‘for mental health reasons’ celebrates ceasefire with Instagram story
“First the issue was too complex, then it was too straining, but now I feel like I can acknowledge it.”
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TikTok users excited to hear Americans will be banned from the app
“Finally, some peace.”
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Local pothole reckons it might finally get fixed when the election cycle starts
The pothole also thought this in 2022, 2019 and every other election dating back to 2007.
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Top 10 real Mark Zuckerberg quotes
“I killed Epstein but still miss him everyday” said the man against fact-checking
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House prices set to fall to just ‘massively unaffordable’, experts say
“Soon childless couples with help from rich parents might even be able to enter the market!”
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“This will be my year” says woman for 10th year in a row
She is excited for her New Years resolutions which she will forget about in 2 weeks time.
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Local flies revving up for a big New Year’s at a human backyard party
“We are buzzing with excitement”