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“It’s very normal for someone of your age”

“If anything changes, I will be forced to raise it by the exact amount I already will be” he said to the media.

“Between the politicians, staffers, journalists and content creators; it’s the busiest night of the year.”

This after he bought his way into being ‘honorary co-chair’, which is the only way for him to ever be invited to a party.

“I wish he was caught sooner. To think of all the victims of both his crimes and his writing who could have been protected.”

“The flames make it easier to spot the hoops disabled people need to jump through”

“Oh so it’s a crime now to be a cool man with abs?”

The best way to talk about your situationship

There was panic at 2am before police realised it was just people drunkenly singing You’re The Voice

“The power of a union.”