General News

International icon in every sense of the word, Dolly Parton has tragically passed away at age 80.

One woman posted about the exhaustion to her ‘Close Friends’ story, to avoid men responding to a public story.

“Our thoughts are with the finals ladder at this time”

“They’re just a fun, stylish accessory to wear to the park”

“Census took an interest in me, instead of just rambling about their bets.”

“The ABC ombudsman is too focused on the public interest instead of the billionaire interest.”

“I’m sick of being blamed every time a man does something” he said despite no one blaming him.

Reports suggest the area has seen a sudden spike in knifing related incidents.

“Premier Allan has left me a note reminding you all that your actions represent the state and to treat me like you did her,”

“The Matrix is out to get me and force me to cover up my ankles.”