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General News
Defiant: Sheeran to continue trying to make himself the victim no matter what people say
Many are shocked that Sheeran took such a strong stance on making himself the victim, instead of seeing both sides of the issue.
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Woman saves home deposit after years of not eating, living, or breathing air
“It was a house to die for.”
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“That’s my Mayor!” says Melburnian commenting on his third Mamdani post in a row
“What can I say… I have a uniquely quirky sense of humour!”
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Albo purchases new iPhone after hearing it also folds under pressure
“Finally technology has reached the point where it is as spineless as me.”
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Boss demands employees work late to make up for time spent eating ‘R U OK?’ cupcakes
“Before you eat them, let’s all smile for the social media pic.”
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Local man considers chucking a sickie to avoid ‘R U OK?’ Day
“Fuck me, it’s that time of year already?” he said.
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Trump renames Albury “USA!USA!USA!ville”
Pre-emptive strikes against Wodonga have been launched alongside demands to hand over oil.
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Local woman somehow expected to work her ‘9 to 5’ today
International icon in every sense of the word, Dolly Parton has tragically passed away at age 80.
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Report: Nation’s women fucking exhausted
One woman posted about the exhaustion to her ‘Close Friends’ story, to avoid men responding to a public story.