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American President and good friend of Jeffery Epstein, Donald Trump has suddenly shown a major interest in Australian politics.
This as the possibly confused President perked up when advisors told him that Trump Zali Steggal and Allegra Spender have announced a new ‘CSA Party’, which they say stands for ‘Community Strong Australia’.
“There’s nothing I love more than an island having a CSA Party,” said a very excited Trump.
“I hear that they’ll even have volunteers at booths handing out their CSA material, that’s exactly what I love to see in politics.”
Trump has reportedly become so invested in the new political party that he has even asked if they have a jet he could borrow to come seem their operation.
In response to Trump’s excitement, a representative for the party told The Chaser, “Oh… oh no… How did we not notice the acronym? We have to change this name. Shit. Fuck.”
