Johnny Depp’s dogs call for Barnaby Joyce to be euthanised

Johnny Depp’s dogs Pistol and Boo have re-emerged on the Australian political scene to publicly call for Barnaby Joyce to be deported or euthanised following the politician’s aggressive outburst against his own dog during an ABC interview.  

During an appearance on 7.30, Joyce interrupted an interview where he was defending his levels of tolerance, to randomly bark at his dog for allegedly not sitting.

When asked whether yelling at his dog was simply a bizarre distraction technique to avoid scrutiny, Joyce repeatedly mooned the camera before spear tackling a production assistant.

“Look, we are all mystified as to how Barnaby got into Parliament without passing quarantine to begin with, but if he doesn’t bugger off out of the country within 50 hours, we are going to have to put him down near a gutter somewhere in Canberra, if he’s not lying there already,” said Pistol.

“He is clearly dangerous and needs to either be deported or put down humanely.”

“Or worse still,” Boo added. “We will make him watch Johnny’s last couple of shit Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.”