Nation braces for world’s most annoying ‘I’ve been cancelled’ tour

As reports suggest that Australia’s most annoying tv host Karl Stefanovic has been axed from Channel 9, the nation has begun to brace for the inevitable tour where one of the country’s largest podcasters claims to have been ‘silenced’.

This comes after Stefanovic had white supremacist Tommy Robinson as a guest on his podcast, during which Stefanovic declared his love for the race riot enthusiast who even Nigel Farage refuses to associate with.

“People going on ‘I’ve been cancelled’ tours are already exhausting as it is,” said Steph from Albury, “you’ve got the loudest people who never shut up going on the biggest platforms to claim they were ‘silenced’ when they were told to not be a total fuckwit.”

“But when you combine how annoying these tours are with how insufferable Karl is, it will be unbearable. I mean, even before this One Nation grift, he was considered a douchebag even by breakfast tv host standards.”

“I bet he’ll even try to claim that anyone calling him cringe are ‘offended’, as if watching a middle aged man whinge about how he won’t be paid millions if he wants to promote racists isn’t just the saddest grift known to man.”

The news of the firing must have been a relief for Karl because after 6 months of claiming to be ‘independent’ and not part of the ‘mainstream media’, the next time he says it he wont be lying.