Trump launches full scale invasion of Belgium

US President Donald Trump has announced a full scale war again Belgium following America’s crushing loss against to the nation in the men’s FIFA World Cup.

The president claimed to have attempted peace talks with FIFA on the phone, but after they wouldn’t overturn the match result, America was left with no other option.

“When Belgium becomes the 51st state, it gets us back in the World Cup,” said the FIFA Peace Prize winner, “also they probably have some oil or weapons of mass destruction or something like that. I don’t know.”