“Albo created the Tesltra outage to silence me” yells Hughesy

Landlord Right’s Activist Dave Hugh es has responded to the conspiracy theories surrounding yesterday’s Telstra outage by claiming the entire thing was actually a ploy by the Prime Minister to silence him.

“Albo strikes again,” he screamed at his phone, “he’s scared of me speaking the truth.”

“I asked ChatGPT if it was Albo’s fault and it didn’t reply. Why? Because Albanese cut me off from that resource too!”

“I bet the issue is all the foreigners coming here and buying up all the radio frequencies in the air, hurting the hard working privatised Telstra who just want to make a bit of extra money.”

“We never voted for outages. Yet another lie.”